Posts Tagged ‘Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23’

Just watched episode six of the first season of “Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23” and it is just hilarious!

A friend recommended it to me and she is right about one thing.  Sometimes bitches are cool.  I should know.  After all, my friend is a bitch and she’s so much fun! 😀

So, in this episode Chloe (Krysten Ritter) tried to teach “good girl” June (Dreama Walker) how to have casual sex.  Now, I can’t really narrate everything that happened but Chloe was right in two things:

1. Feelings complicate things when it comes to sex but sometimes a woman can’t just separate the call of her libido from that of her heart.  I guess that is the one thing that differentiates women from men.  Women are just not dogs.  Although, I have to admit that some bitches can masquarade as dogs.  They just have the capacity to uncomplicate things and just jump into bed with the first guy they see with a boner for them.  I envy them. *sigh*

2. “Slept with? Honey, if you’re falling asleep he’s obviously doing something wrong.”  ‘Nuff said.  🙂

Anyway, June tried to have casual sex and she was ok with it at first but, eventually, the good girl leaked out of her.  Guess, if you do decide to have casual sex you have to choose first: bitch or not. 

And then you have stand by that decision and never look back. 😉